Let’s just put it out there. I’m way too clumsy to have any business actually carving a pumpkin with any sort of sharp object. Yes, I’m apparently an adult woman, but I know my limits…and I like having all of my fingers.

That said, I still like feeling festive. So, this year, I decided to dress up my pumpkins in a cute (and safe) way. First up, Monseigneur Pumpkin. Yep, I put a hat and a mustachio on my pumpkin. He’s french. Deal with it. For my baby pumpkins, I just added some fun stickers to spread the BOO YEAH cheer. Maybe I’ll turn these into pumpkin pies (people who know me are actually laughing at this point…that’s never happening).

HAPPY HALLOWEEEEEENIE!